Tuesday, 17 June 2008

The Great Things Mom Taught Me!

This fun page is for all of the mothers of the world who lovingly try to teach their kids some of life's most important lessons.

In the end, little brats just end up growing into bigger brats without learning a thing, but hey, at least mothers try their best to teach them something along the way! Enjoy the jokes!

My Mother Taught Me About...

1. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION..."Just wait until your father gets home."

2. My Mother taught me about RECEIVING...."You are going to get it when we get home!"

3. My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE..."What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you! Don't talk back to me!"

4. My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall out off that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

5. My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE..."If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

6. My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD..."If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."

7. My Mother taught me HUMOR..."When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

8. My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT..."If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

9. My Mother taught me about GENETICS..."You're just like your father."

10. My Mother taught me about my ROOTS..."Do you think you were born in a barn?"

11. My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE..."When you get to be my age, you will understand."And last but not least...

12. My Mother taught me about JUSTICE..."One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you....Then you'll see what it's like!"


Marisa García said...

Sorry Génova, Lourdes and Ángel Luis, I couldn't stay to talk to you because as you know, I do not have a car now and Virginia was going to take me home, so I didn't want to make her wait for me. On Monday we will speak. I felt really happy to see you. I didn't know you were waiting for me outside, Lora told me. If I had known, I would have gone out earlier.
Kisses and see you soon,

lorena 4ºC said...

Hola Marisa!!!ke tal?como estas?yo aqui en hora libre porque ha faltado Domingo.que he intentado muchas veces hablar contigo pero no se que pasaba que no podia. bueno vas a venir a la fiesta del lunes por la tarde o no?es que yo ya no vengo mas al insti porque ya no hacemos nada y tengo que ayudar a mi madre en casa.bueno espero que vengas el lunes para verte que tengo muchas ganas, en serio.muchos besitos y espero verte cuanto antes vale?y que te mejores.kisses and see you soon.Lorena4ºC

Marisa García said...

Hi Lorena, I will try to go, I want to go and see you all, because I miss you very much. I'll go in the morning, and if it is possible, I will go in the evening too.

Thanks for your comment, see you soon!


Hola marisa!!!!!! Somos Juane, Paquito, Cristina G. y Mary de 3º "C".¿Vas a venir hoy a la fiesta? Vente porfa que te echamos mucho de menos.

Marisa García said...

Hola chicos, no puedo. Ojalá. Ahora mismo no conduzco y no me pueden llevar. El lunes estaré allí con vosotros seguro, me encantaría estar hoy ahí, de veras, pero me es imposible. Pasadlo muy bien, yo me estaré acordando de vosotros. Un abrazo.

Clara y Cristina said...

Hola Marisa, pues la fiesta ha ido bien, de la clase nuestra nada mas que hemos ido 11, pero para la fiesta vinieron gente de otras clases y eso, y nada ha ido bien.
Y tu qué vienes mañana o el lunes?
Besos, Cristina.

Marisa García said...

Hi Cristina, I'm glad you enjoyed the party. I go back to school on Monday, so you will tell me about it and about eveything that has happened during this month.
See you on Monday!!!

enrike 4ºc said...

hello Marisa .te keria pregguntar si te kieres venir el lunes a comer despues de las clases con la clase y con J.A.Lora.Vamos a ir a la ruta.Vente ke nos lo pasaremos bien .kisses.Enrike

Marisa García said...

Thanks a lot, Enrique!!! I will try to go. I just have to see how I can come back because I can't drive now.

lourdes y maricarmen said...

Hi Marisa!!! We wish good luck for the oposition's test, we hope you pass them, and get your place...

Many kisses!!!

See we soon

Marisa García said...

Thanks for your good wishes. I hope I pass the exams. It has been a difficult end of school year so, let's see if there is a final reward.

Kisses and a big hug.

maka said...

hola marisa!!! que tal?? disculpame por no haberte preguntado antes como estabas, pero estas dos ultimas semanas he estado super liada con los examenes perdona si no te escribo en ingles pero estamos cambiando los dormitorios de mi casa y no tengo tiempo para traducirlo al ingles... cuando te llegaras por el insty? espero que ya estes muchisimo mejor... Ah!!! si no te impporta me gustaria que me ieras tu msn oficial para hablar contigo mas a menudo (puedes mandarme la direccion de tu msn a mi msn (la_maka_loka_69@hotmail.com) mediante un e-mail)

Marisa García said...

Hi everybody! I'm back again! Today, I went to school and it was nice to see you again. I hope to see you all this evening. 4C, sorry I couldn't stay and have lunch with you. I hope you have enjoyed a lot.

3C, thanks a lot for the presents, I really like them. The teddy bear is already on my bed!!! The best present for me has been to be alive and have the opportunity to see you all again. It has been a pleasure being your tutor and you have helped me a lot after the accident.

Lots of love to all my dear students. Enjoy your summer holidays!!!